[The transmission starts and cuts out a few times, as whenever he thinks he's composed, he finds he isn't. The only thing that comes through, if anything, is shaky breathing, before he starts the transmission for real and sounds flat and emotionless.]

A town where every drink is practically laced with Rohypnol. What a cheerful destination. Fun ( Read more... )

[Private to Destro and the Baroness; totally in the Cobra Commander get up/voice]
As you no doubt guessed, I will not be venturing out into... Kissing Town. The name alone is quite off-putting. Instead, I will be using this time to nurture the nanomites extracted from the Baroness, perhaps see what I can do to facilitate their incubation and ( Read more... )

[Filtered AWAY from Baroness and Destro]
[And because it's a voice post, you'll notice that he sounds DISTINCTLY HISSY AGAIN. He's converted his ventilator into a voice modification device.]

It's come to my attention that I've become entirely too... lax since the last flood. Now that the Barge has warmly welcomed two individuals from my world, I ( Read more... )